Humor Poetry posted September 14, 2014


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FanStorian Animals in Forums - 268 words

Forums to Unwind

by ytbard

        "Sure glad we've got Forums!" - the Lion declared
          "Where feelings are real, and all souls are bared
          With so many issues, I am glad to unload!"
          "Oh, yeah - we've got issues all right!" quacked the Toad.


          "The contests, for one, drive me right up the wall -
          Have been here for years, and can't win one at all!
          My stuff's pretty good, the reviewers have said
          So what is the prob? Did they have me misled?"
 
         "And what truly gets me," - Bat cried from a tree
         "If those wins were merit-based, I would agree!
         But it's PRESENTATION - big letters and all
         that gets them the ribbon - hey, I am appalled!"

         "Another one bugs me" - said Emu the 'Mu,
         "The syllable count short-long-short in haiku
         I have been disqualified twice for the crap!
         I tell you - that's foul play, they're setting a trap!"

         "Just wait, guys" - Baboon said - "I need to unload,
         Last night they discussed "Can Haiku be an Ode?"
         They must have gone nuts - too much time on their hands!
         "A Hikode" - new form? Welcome to La-La Land!"

         "And all that rhyme-rhythm", sang Twitty the Bird
         "Iambic pentameter" - check out those words!
         My bird-brain is fried - no more Forums for me.
         I was so much happier back home on a tree!"
 


FanStorian Animals in Forums writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Please write a humor story or poem with the theme of 'Fanstory' imaginary ANIMAL members (NOT human), in FanStory forums.

Any animals. Birds are okay.

Minimum 125 words.
Maximum 500 words.

'Definition' above Title MUST include word count.

Recognized
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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