Humor Poetry posted May 15, 2014 Chapters:  ...13 14 -15- 16... 


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An occupation I was saddled with, for many years..

A chapter in the book Geoff's Book Of Poultry

Contemplation

by Sankey

I live in the toilet,

The toilet is my home.

I live in the 'Loo loo'

I'm always sitting on the throne.

No matter what I'm doing

Whether I'm one or two-ing

I live in the toilet,

The throne is my home.



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Warning: This is a bit under the belt ok! Open minds welcome. My wife and I both suffered Diverticulosis which entailled..oh dear that word...a lot of 'tailing' or sitting on the 'W.C.' (Water Closet) as it was quaintly known in a bygone era. Fortunately, we now each have our own "conveniences" here at home.

I have also written, elsewhere about a complete change for myself since being diagnosed "Coeliac" ie now requiring a "Gluten-Free" diet. The good thing about the new diet is not so much ":contemplation" these days. This is an old poem.
Sorry I cannot remember where I obtained this fab picture, somewhere online.
Click on the Link above the poem for the tune I composed for it. I hope it still works. I cannot hear it anymore due to deafness.
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