Satire Fiction posted November 5, 2013


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Stars Held Hostage

by sweetwoodjax





Wanted: At Any Cost
Five Star Sam
Reward: 27 cents or more
according to budget at the time

This in at Fanstory Central!!!!
Five Star Sam has been hijacking
stars and demanding five stars
or more in order to claim five
stars for yourself.

I got a face to face interview
with Five Star Sam and this is
what he said.

"I'll teach you
to give me four stars.
I'll give you a one.
Your rank will I mar.

If you change it to five,
I'll change my review,
I give such a cackle
as you turn the air blue.

I'll hold your fives hostage
till I get what I ask.
Destruction I'll cause
and in glory I'll bask.

I'll take nothing
less than a five.
If you treat me well,
I'll give you no jive!"

There you have it folks,
straight from the horse's
patootie! He holds the top
score because he holds
everybody hostage.

If you see Five Star Sam,
don't give in to his demands.
Stand your ground and take it
all the way to Fanstory Supreme Court,
Judge Tom residing.



Recognized


I gave Michael a review and told him about a person that gave me a low rating and said they would change it if I would change their rating from a 4 to a 5. He said, "Holding your stars hostage, huh? That got me
to thinking and here we are.

Thank you to donkeyoatey for the picture.

Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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