Humor Poetry posted October 11, 2013 |
When appliances break
The Machine Stops
by kiwisteveh
When your appliances break Contest Winner
The fridge is far from frosty
and the toaster's on the fritz; the mower's scattered round the yard in countless shattered bits. The kettle gives a deathly wail then, whimpering, expires; the stereo's demented Like a dozen off-key choirs. The washer's bumpy-thumping like it wants to leave the room; the heater's grown quite chilly and the oven's met its doom. The waste disposal ate four forks then graunched before exploding; there's a message on the microwave that fills me with foreboding. The telly's just gone belly-up smack in the evening news; the DVD needs TLC; computer's blown a fuse. My Bluetooth needs a dentist and my Wi-Fi's disconnected; my razor flicked its flexy tail then died; how unexpected! My iPad tells me I don't know the year that I was born; my smart phone's lost its smarts it seems; my Kindle's reading porn. My GPS has lost its way and beggared off to Burma; my Whipper-Snipper slipped and dipped, then ate some terra firma I'd like to post this poem on-line so all the world can read it, but the Internet's gone Poof! Kaput! just when I really need it! |
When your appliances break Contest Winner |
Recognized |
The title refers to a wonderful science fiction story by E. M. Forster - it should be compulsory reading for anyone who feels we are getting just a little too dependent on our technology. It's available on-line at:
http://archive.ncsa.illinois.edu/prajlich/forster.html
Ok I may have stretched the definition of appliances just a teensy bit - so sue me!
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and 2 member cents. http://archive.ncsa.illinois.edu/prajlich/forster.html
Ok I may have stretched the definition of appliances just a teensy bit - so sue me!
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