Satire Fiction posted March 24, 2013

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continuation of I Kissed A Stranger

A Dog Kissed Me

by sweetwoodjax

Oh, no! Here comes that stupid dog again! He's always trying to take the pink bow out of my hair and he slobbers on me all the time. You would think he learned his lesson the first time he "kissed" me, but that is one dumb mutt. My human pet thinks it is so cute and even posted a video so my humiliation would be complete.

When he gets through with me, I no longer have that fresh from the beauty parlor feeling. My hair sticks to my face from all the slobber he leaves behind. This is the fifth time he has approached me and I can't protect myself this time. My human pet had me declawed so I wouldn't hurt the "poor little puppy". How embarassing is that! When I don't scratch him, he'll think I welcome his advances and he won't ever leave me alone!

I stand up on my hind legs and dance toward him, swatting like I can still scratch him and people laugh at a hundred pound puppy being sidelined by a six pound kitty. Maybe he'll be laughed at tonight instead of me.


Thank you to paradesinz for cute picture
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