|Humor Script posted February 17, 2013|
Phone Sex (a repost)
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
SHE: (picking up a phone that just rang) Hello. (silence) Hello a second time.
SHE: Oh dear! You have the wrong number. Dial 9l1.
SHE: Oh geez, you’re one of those.
HE: One of what?
SHE: A dick weed.
HE: I love it when you talk dirty. Say, Sweetheart, did I leave my jock strap in your bed?
HE: You’re crazy, lady. How old are you anyway?
HE: I don’t understand.
SHE: (primly) I should have told you from the start. I’m a Christian. When I ask, God answers.
Many of my fans have read this, but I wanted to repost it for those who missed it.Pays one point and 2 member cents.
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