Satire Poetry posted September 11, 2011


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Tongue in Cheek Bouncy Limerick. Tennis Anyone?

Stosur the Dozer

by closetpoetjester

A Tongue in Cheek - Bouncy Limerick ...

Stosur the Dozer
(please note: Stosur pronounced "Stozer")


Hey Serena, you've sampled the Stosur,
Our Oz champ and soft-spoken bulldozer,
Well she blitzed you, it's ace -
Wiped the smile off your face
And she sure was your 'Open' door closer!


(C)


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Please NO offence intended. This WAS a limerick.

Just celebrating our girl Sammy Stosur's win in the tennis a few hours ago.

Ahem ... the US Open that is ... Hey Serena, pack your rackets in the trunk and move on over cos here
comes Stosur the Oz Bulldozer!

It's the first time since 1973 that an Australian woman has won the US Open. Hoo-freaking-ray!

WAY TO GO SAM!

Thanks for reading ...

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