Satire Fiction posted June 26, 2011

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Which Road Will You Live On?

by sweetwoodjax

A House for Rent Contest Winner 
Lion of Judah Garden Apartments
Realtor: J. Christmas

This beautiful garden apartment is located at 777 Tranquility Drive. It is in a gated community with a dedicated doorman. It is a loft apartment overlooking the whole complex. It's painted in pristine white and features an open concept.

Amenities include access to the Lord's Supper Club, which offers world famous bread and wine. Kick back and relax in the Crystal River swimming pool. For the young and the young at heart, we offer the Holy Roller Skate and Coaster park. Experience the ride of a lifetime.

Your rent has already been paid for by the owner. Just accept the gift that's promised in your covenant entitled John 3:16 and this place can be yours because the price is right.


Firepit Apartments
2012 Heartburn Drive
Realtor: Bea L. Zebub

This basement apartment offers the best in dungeon dwelling. No windows for those seeking to get lost in their dark place. Air conditioning is forbidden, but heating is free. Don't mind the screaming and wailing that penetrates your walls. We offer constant showings of Dante's Inferno.

Amenities include 24 hour access to the Grapes of Wrath Whine Bar. You can unload your sorrows on the bartender. Lava Lakes Fitness Center offers a hot tub and sauna room. As this residence doesn't have water access, hot tubs are filled with boiling oil. We offer free skin peeling every day for those persistent dry skin problems.

Children are not allowed here, but if you bring your friends and family you will be eligible for free dinner at the Burning Rib Barbeque Pit offering fall off the bone well done meat. For adult entertainments, you can have an evening with one of our Fallen Angels. They can definitely lead you in the wrong direction.

Please know that the rent will cost you your soul and the lease is for eternity. Hurry up to make your appointment because people are dying to get in. Call 666-6666 for your tour today. We'll be waiting for you.

Writing Prompt
Make two ads for an apartment for rent. Write one for Heaven and one for hell.

Describe your apartment and give an address. Be creative. Recommended: No mention of Heaven or hell in the ads. Maximum word count is 300 words.

A House for Rent
Contest Winner


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