Pay the rent, money's spent, need a stent,
another fucking dent in my car, third so far!
What are all my clothes doing in those
rose blossoms? Somebody toss'em?
SO fucking awesome, starting my day this way.

Fill the tank, then the bank, my balance sank
to blank just that quick, makes me sick
as I pick up my receipt from the neat,
smiling cheat behind the windows. This really blows.

To the shops, eyed by cops near the mops,
it never stops! Cans are shifting, displays start drifting,
I'm NOT shoplifting! I protest my arrest
with zest. Where's my attorney, Bernie?

Police report, then to court, Bernie's the sort
of a sport who will guarantee I'll be free.
Then fuck me! He turns around without a sound
as I found the judge's decision was prison!

I can't stay where people say I must pay
this way! Start to run, there's a gun,
I come undone as it smokes, my breath chokes,
blood soaks the ambulance gurney...fuckin' Bernie!!!