Satirical dating profile
Poetry Contest
Write a rhyming poem introducing you (or a made up character) in a funny way as if it was on a dating profile.
Write it in first person.
Make it too honest, exaggerate, mention bad things, be sarcastic - but still try to sell yourself for a possible date.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 65.00 member dollars. There are 5 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Wednesday, March 2, 2016.
Full Contest Listing
Write it in first person.
Make it too honest, exaggerate, mention bad things, be sarcastic - but still try to sell yourself for a possible date.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 65.00 member dollars. There are 5 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Wednesday, March 2, 2016.