Steve's Story-Poems

A collection of my poems
by kiwisteveh
A cautionary Tale
Chapter 1

Bathroom Incident

Posted February 27, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1133 views | 68 reviews

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A brief history of feminine deception
Chapter 2

Cherchez La Femme

Posted March 25, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1560 views | 95 reviews

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A tragic tale
Chapter 3

Poetry in the Blood

Posted April 9, 2011
General / Poetry
1384 views | 44 reviews

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Another Hysterical Historical
Chapter 4

Brief History of the Old Testament

Posted April 19, 2011
General / Poetry
1375 views | 90 reviews

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Contest Winner
A Princess for the Now Generation
Chapter 5

Thoroughly Modern Willy

Posted May 23, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1311 views | 40 reviews

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Revived story poem
Chapter 6

Smiler Jack

Posted May 28, 2011
General / Poetry
1400 views | 75 reviews

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Smiler Jack alternate ending
Chapter 7

Who's Smiling Now?

Posted May 29, 2011
Humor / Poetry
842 views | 21 reviews

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I'm not afraid of ghosts...
Chapter 8

The Coat-Tail Ghost

Posted June 28, 2012
Horror and Thriller / Poetry
1040 views | 54 reviews

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Don't try this at home
Chapter 9

Island tragedy - a cautionary tale

Posted July 8, 2012
Humor / Poetry
839 views | 23 reviews

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... that doesn't love a Frost poem
Chapter 10

Something there is...

Posted July 13, 2012
Satire / Poetry
1201 views | 95 reviews

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Green-eyed monster in black and white
Chapter 11

Murder in the Cowshed

Posted August 7, 2012
Humor / Poetry
1082 views | 39 reviews

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Quatrains in praise of knowledgeable friends
Chapter 12

Woogle, Giki and the Mistbow

Posted September 26, 2012
Biographical / Poetry
1015 views | 26 reviews

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Story in a poem contest entry
Chapter 13

Mission

Posted October 1, 2012
Fantasy / Poetry
772 views | 23 reviews

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Things aren't always what they seem...
Chapter 14

Country Justice

Posted September 21, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1235 views | 100 reviews

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Three sieges, one hero...
Chapter 15

Lafferty's Last Ride

Posted November 4, 2011
War and History / Poetry
1499 views | 85 reviews

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Stinking quick does the trick...
Chapter 16

Rank Frank Robs a Bank

Posted November 16, 2011
Humor / Poetry
978 views | 20 reviews

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Missed Match of the Day
Chapter 17

Murphy's Bar

Posted April 8, 2012
Humor / Poetry
1240 views | 50 reviews

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Longevity is easy...
Chapter 18

The Old Man's Secret

Posted June 7, 2011
Humor / Poetry
852 views | 17 reviews

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Canny Language...
Chapter 19

Pardon My French

Posted June 9, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1020 views | 34 reviews

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Caveat Lector - I came, I saw, I bonked her...
Chapter 20

Pardon My Latin

Posted June 12, 2011
Humor / Poetry
957 views | 24 reviews

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The most annoying critter
Chapter 21

Grampus Saves the World

Posted June 21, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1475 views | 74 reviews

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Unorthodox Veterinary Practices...
Chapter 22

Dead Duck

Posted June 26, 2011
Humor / Poetry
1225 views | 46 reviews

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A mountainous challenge...
Chapter 23

The Great Pyramid Race

Posted August 14, 2011
General / Poetry
1004 views | 26 reviews

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Small pun there, tee-hee
Chapter 24

Mounting Evidence

Posted October 25, 2012
Humor / Poetry
1092 views | 56 reviews

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A poetic fable
Chapter 25

Kayak Jack

Posted November 20, 2012
Humor / Poetry
1010 views | 17 reviews

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Outsmarted by a bird... true story
Chapter 26

Christmas in the Mailbox

Posted December 23, 2012
Biographical / Poetry
850 views | 12 reviews

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To be read as fast as you can
Chapter 27

Fitting Torture

Posted February 24, 2013
Humor / Poetry
901 views | 34 reviews

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Ottava Rima
Chapter 28

Cactus Jack and the Kid

Posted March 26, 2013
Humor / Poetry
979 views | 17 reviews

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learning from life...
Chapter 29

Apprenticeship

Posted March 28, 2013
General / Poetry
710 views | 23 reviews

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I'll beat those horny devils yet...
Chapter 30

The Great Escaper Caper

Posted May 2, 2013
Humor / Poetry
817 views | 76 reviews

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a longy but a goody
Chapter 31

fingery lickits

Posted June 27, 2013
Humor / Poetry
717 views | 19 reviews

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So fair and fowl a day I have not seen...
Chapter 32

Palais de Poop

Posted August 19, 2013
Humor / Poetry
972 views | 36 reviews

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Weta, weta everywhere....
Chapter 34

Death of a Dream

Posted September 26, 2013
Humor / Poetry
1198 views | 62 reviews

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abab
Chapter 35

Redemption

Posted November 8, 2013
General / Poetry
1457 views | 97 reviews

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Entry for Quatrains Contest
Chapter 36

Me and Spiggo-Thingo

Posted January 5, 2014
Humor / Poetry
925 views | 83 reviews

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Teen Romance
Chapter 37

Sophie and Andy

Posted January 16, 2014
General / Poetry
656 views | 36 reviews

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Share a Story in a Poem Entry
Chapter 38

Philosophy Jones

Posted February 21, 2014
Humor / Poetry
850 views | 63 reviews

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