“Now you may think I will ask ‘Who?’

‘Cause that’s what owls are known to do.

But knowing who, I now ask ‘What?’

Don’t glare like that; I’m not a nut.”

“Don’t be cuckoo, that isn’t Zen;

Hooters ask ‘who’--not ‘what’ or ‘when’.

Just an old tree, but I know why;

It is your nature, that’s no lie.”

“Sooo…does that mean I can’t ask ‘Where?”

“Ridiculous! Get out of here!”