'Twas kinda down and out, I needed fun to post about
So I turned off the news, hoping to stop singing the blues
For fresh or light, I searched, and then up on my chair, I perched
No more was I confused, because then I was so amused
I found National Day, and so for you I will portray
It wasn't only one; I found so many that were fun
But what I'm looking for was "Positivity" galore
And yet how very sad, this one day hopes that yours is bad
You'll keep peace in your house, if you don't mention day, "Ex-spouse"
My poet friends, don't fear; there's one to have you talk Shakespeare
Dear cat lovers, I call, to join the day of the hairball
It was so sweet, I smiled, they celebrate the middle child
This one is not a loss, 'cause it's about a fruit cake toss
If this is your design, they even have a 69
I have to say, "No way," to squirrel appreciation day
A little bit bizarre, about outdated VCR
If these don't make you sing, we'll do a National Nothing
A day easy to do, would be to say words, "I love you"
And may the fighting cease, then everyday there'd be World peace
For this National trip, now let's all celebrate friendship
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